Celebrities in odd situations
     

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    I went to a bookstore and asked a salesperson where the self help section was:  she said that if she told me that it would defeat the purpose
 

           I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a thing I am doing
 

                                        Experience is the name everyone gives to they mistakes


      Women don't want to here what you think, they want to hear what they think


                                               I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back
                             Odd couple

                       
                                                  The future's bright, the future's orange
                     
                                      Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend; Inside of a dog its too dark to         
                                       read
  
 
                         There is an exception to every rule, except  this one
             
                           
 
                                 Every morning is the dawn of a new error




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                                               a woman with strong scholarly interests                                     

                                                                Cool dude
                                                                                                 

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